Examiner showed legs

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird's name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

Why IS A Sardarji standing

Q:Why  IS  A  Sardarji standing Below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised  HIM
 Todays dinner should Be light

Sardars Friend: Yaar,

Sardars Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Dont Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate Bachelor Again.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is Married Again.

Taxi Driver TO Sardar:

Taxi  Driver TO  Sardar:-

Sardar ji petrol khatam ho gaya ha gaddi agay nahi ja Rahi

sardar: Koi gal nahi gaddi piche lelo

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

Newspaper Mein News Lugi K

"50% Of Sardars Are DonkeYS

The Sardars Protested.

Next Day News Lagi K
"50% Of Sardars R Not DonkeYS

The Sardars Celebrated.

Sardar Said TOO Doctor

Sardar Said TOO  Doctor:Pore jism Main

kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota HAI

Doctor suggested full body Xray

when he checked, Xray found fracture IN "Ungli

Sardar Proposed A Girl.

Sardar Proposed A Girl.

Girl said am 1 yr elder to YOU.

Sardar said Oye no problem

soniye I'll marry u next Year.